Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
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Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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