at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
