after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
May the power of my ass compel you!!
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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