I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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