did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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