no. you can't hotbox the world.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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