just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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