I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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