Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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