I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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