I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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