Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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