no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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