I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
A+ Viking dick
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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