Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
