i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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