I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
