This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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