so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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