I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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