Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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