and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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