pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
It's never too late to be topless.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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