It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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