Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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