He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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