look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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