After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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