So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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