Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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