dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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