how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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