Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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