don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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