are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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