Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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