i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
She tied me up with her honor cords...
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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