yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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