I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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