Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
time to smoke my breakfast
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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