Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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