I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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