Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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