# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
you win again, gameday.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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