Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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