thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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