was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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