I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
True college students do jello shots in the library
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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