Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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