took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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