Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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