it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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