I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just sucked dick on a ferry
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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