i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
