i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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