I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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